"I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race." - Describing a phone call to Sen. John Breaux. Crawford, Texas, Dec. 2, 2000
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is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
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Q. Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down? A. Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
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